Jay » Do you how do! Bitmaps? Blame hotmail.com. IT CANNOT BE TRUSTED. (and the random blinky-ness of this thing is causing me to twitch out) *twitchtwitchytwitchity*
Nemo » bah complete removal... Not even "ex-boyfriend"? lol
Nemo » bah complete removal... Not even "ex-boyfriend"? lol
Nemo » oohp.... There I go.
Nemo » not likely, I'm still listed as her boyfriend.
Calypso » You still around?
The Cat Joshua »
Calypso » I don't think bitterness is very becoming, Josh. All I did was borrow the mouse and how was I to know when I took him outside he'd run off?
Calypso » I've been trying to teach The Cat Joshua about the virtues of "Catch and Release." So far, though...
larp06.blogdrive.com » Ah yes, but if you are both the mouse police AND the mice, it is far easier to catch yourself.
The Cat Joshua » You're never going to learn how to catch mice if you keep talking to yourself. Silence is the key to being a member of the mouse police.
larp06.blogdrive.com » I'm not talking to myself either! It's my geeky programmer who's posing as herself!...Talk to myself. Like I'd do that.
jannin » I'm not talking to myself! One of my geeky friends is posing as larp06! ...Talk to myself. Like I'd do that.
Calypso » Stop talking to yourself. You're weirding me out.
jannin » ...uh huh. Well, being neither a blog nor a site, I'm afraid you can't do much, now can you?
larp06.blogdrive.com » You should have thought of your "technology" before you played in Bill Gate's Realm. Now you are the only one responsible for my actions!!!
larp06.blogdrive.com » You created me, therefore you are to blame for my misery... Without pics I am neither blog, nor site. The other pages fear and pity me... And you complain of your laptop?!!
jannin » I give no quarter because James mailed me bitmaps. BITMAPS!!! How can I be expected to work with these things on a poor-quality laptop?!
larp06.blogdrive.com » An update would be nice, too. It's been over two weeks!!!
larp06.blogdrive.com » Just a few mugshots, some GIFs or JPEGs, PLEASE!! I'm not asking for much. Please, show me mercy; WHY WON'T YOU SHOW MERCY!!!
larp06.blogdrive.com » Please update me; I'm very lonely without pictures on me...
jannin » If I's the b'y that builds the boat, then I's the b'y that sails it!
jannin » *winces*
Calypso »
Calypso » they'll surely take, doo-doo-wah, doo-doo-wah. You can ask them please, doo-doo-wah, doo-doo-wah, please, please, please, break, doo-doo-wah, doo-doo-wah..."
Calypso » "Ha-a-a-arts made of stone, doo-doo-wah, doo-doo-wah, wll never break, doo-doo-wah, doo-doo-wah, though all of your love, doo-doo-wah, doo-doo-wah,
Calypso » ~starts singing to the chimera - all four of them~
jannin » *doesn't think Calypso can handle four of them - that was the point, after all.*
Calypso » ~did not do that~
Calypso » ~is flattered to know that jannin thinks she can handle four of the monsters~
Calypso » ~is flattered to know that jannin thinks she can handle four of the monsters~
Calypso » ~is flattered to know that jannin thinks she can handle four of the monsters~
Calypso » ~is flattered to know that jannin thinks she can handle four of the monsters~
jannin » *thinks nothing of the sort*
Calypso » ~has never liked chimeras. Thinks four are excessive, even for a cheetah~
jannin » Go, my pretties! *sinister chuckling*
jannin » ...Let's back up a moment, folks. Yes, she did just insult the host... so... let's see... I think four more chimeras are in order.
Calypso » ~wrinkles her nose at its goaty smell, but figures it could smell worse - it could smell like jannin's cloak~
Calypso » ~bites the serpent tail off the Chimera, then leaps up onto its mane and digs in~
jannin » No. You're on Branded Chimera, and BOY is that Chimera looking angry now, folks! I hope this cheetah knows what she's gotten herself into! Ooooh, that one has GOT to hurt!!
Calypso » Am I on Candid Camera?
frozen chicken » Uh... yes apparently you are.
baked fish » I'm BAKED, you dolt!
frozen chicken » well YOU might think it's funny, but me an' frozen fish are of different opinions, that we are!
Calypso » First, frozen chicken. Now, baked fish. Will the excitement never end?
jannin » oh yeah, I remember that.... well I did shut the light off so it's all good.
Nemo » It is crucially important you shut that light off. I left mine on and baked my last remaining fish... She was renamed to Hannibal... After she ate at least 3 of the other fish.
jannin » ...no, you're a stupid frozen chicken.
Calypso » Isn't food service work great?
Calypso » Yes, you do. FROZEN chicken. You smell like frozen chicken. With maybe a touch of...thyme?
jannin » ...What?
Calypso » You still smell like chicken?
Calypso » My mistake.
jannin » Why would I steal a cheap one? You think so very little of me, cat.
Calypso »
Calypso » Knowing you, it's the latter.
Calypso » Really. And yet you liken "whining" to "stating." Maybe you have a really old dictionary. Or a really cheap one.
jannin » Invest as in steal? See, I already know these things. Synonyms and the like.
Calypso » You might want to invest in a dictionary. They have plenty in the childrens' section of your local bookstore.
jannin » Whining, stating... I see little difference, cat.
Calypso » And I don't whine. I merely state facts.
Calypso » Good. I like late presents/cards. They make the season last longer!
jannin » UPDATES!! TWO OF THEM!! QUIT YOUR WHINING!! ps: due to blog updating, your present/card will be one day later.
Calypso » OY! Move along now! Nothing to see here!
Calypso » ~realizes that these elderly folk were once young, long ago when this blog was last updated~
Calypso » ~looks around and wonders why everyone now appears to have white hair and varicose veins~
Calypso » OY! Blog update. Now!
Calypso »
Calypso » ~thinks Nemo needs a more productive way to pass his time - such as crocheting~
Calypso » Well if you're going to bring up every picky little detail...sheesh. How much time did you waste rummaging around old blog entries?
Nemo » YOU DID NOT! It's on my Chat Logs Damn it! "Flarglehosen eh? I think I shall steal that if you're going to steal indeed." SUCK HEAD!
Calypso » As did I. In fact, that word is so last year.
jannin » NO WAY IN FACE!! I HEARD THAT WORD WAY BEFORE I MET YOU!
Nemo » flarglehosen is so incredibly mine it's not even funny. I freaking made that word up!
jannin » flarglehosen!! I WRITE BLOG ENTRIES!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!
Calypso » zzzzzzzzzzz.....
Bloghopper » zzzzzzz...
jannin » Nanowrimo is happening! I've had to resist the urge to make a blog... I need all the writing time I can get. Wootball and etc.
Passing Stranger » Wow. Things are really...not happening around here, are they?
realitynoob » hey, thanks for the comments. You definitely gave me plenty to mull on
jannin » *cough*liar*cough*
Calypso » You know cheetah don't lie. And anyway, Dasak can back me up on this. He's seen you with your guard down, too.
jannin » Liah!
Calypso » State all you want, Jannin. The fact remains: I've seen you trying to swish. I've seen you play. I've seen you when you've let your guard down.
jannin » ...which, as I've already stated, is all the time. Therefore, your point is moot, my friend.
Calypso » As long as you think someone's watching, no.
jannin » I have never, and will never, attempt to swish.
Calypso » Oy! The point is, you were trying to swish. In order to swish, you have to have fur on your tail. You have a bald tail. You should get Rogaine For Tails.
jannin » According to my paranoia, I never think no one is looking.
Calypso » Oh please. I've seen you try to swish when you thought no one was looking.
jannin » ...prove it.
Calypso » Do so!
jannin » I have no such thing!
Calypso » You have swish envy.
jannin » ...why on earth would my tail be a source of unhappines? It is, of course, my most prized possession.
Calypso » Well, yes. But I thought it was because of your tail.
jannin » ...I would have thought my unhappiness was obvious...
Calypso » You're not. So I guess that means you're not happy. Deal with it.
jannin » Whatever. As long as I'm more people than you, I'm happy.
Calypso » You're not "most people." You're "few people."